Hey, guys!
Well. Back to the boxes, packing, un-packing, adjusting, stuff like that. Moving is gonna be okay, I guess. But I sure will miss the old house! It was a good house. With a lot of memories in it. Like that one Christmas when the dog ran head first into the tree. Or that time when I made my mom breakfast in bed and I dropped it on the way to her room! Or the time when. You know, you guys probably don't care. (Sigh) But there sure are a lot of bad memories. It wasn't all pickles and roses! There were fights and other stuff too! Like the time my dog chewed my favorite guitar pick up. Or when I lost my best friend! Or when, you know. WHY do I keep rambling? Either way. As I'm saying, I'll miss the house.
But I won't miss it. Ya know? Well. That's all for today, stay in touch for more! (above) A picture of me in my house
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Thursday, 21 July 2011
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Nachos On Your Face
Hello, guys.
So today I got super hungry at around 8:34 and decided "Hey. I'm gonna make some nachos!" So I got all my stuff ready got it on it's little plate and everything. Chips, put the cheese on top and then put it in the microwave
for 45 seconds. I sat down by the window like I always do when I put stuff in the microwave and stared at the wall. God, that's an absolute NIGHTMARE! When you're waiting for food to be finished in the microwave, 45 seconds turns into that 8 hour drive to wherever it was where you were squished in the middle of two kids who you wanted to kill and then bring back to life JUST so you could kill them again. Yeah, you know which car ride I'm talking about!
Either way, it drags on! And then, when you think it'll never beep, you find something interesting to do and JUST when you're about to do it, "Beep beep beep" So then you're like. "Son of a hairy person in space" So you get it out of the microwave, put the food down and then forget completely what it is you wanted to do!
That went on way too long
So either way. I open up the microwave and notice that the cheese didn't quite melt right. It was more like a soup like substance on top of your delicious chips. So I'm all upset. So I go to close the door and then my friend comes right up behind me and says "Hey. Can I have some?" Well, I forgot that kid was there. He scared the living crap out of me. No, no, no. not just any ol' crap. LIVING crap out of me. Well I jumped. And when I jumped, my hand lusted forward. And the orange soup (cheese) flew into his face. It got in his hair, in his nose. On the floor. That was the worst part. Like, "AW! I'm sticky now!" Well good for you, go take a shower you idiot. I have to clean this cheese up now. And have you guys ever had to clean melted cheese up off the floor? It bites! And I mean it bites HARD!
Well, that's my blog for today. Hopefully I'll see you guys on my YouTube channel (MadGuitarTV) If not, well then. I will do absolutely nothing about it! See ya!
So today I got super hungry at around 8:34 and decided "Hey. I'm gonna make some nachos!" So I got all my stuff ready got it on it's little plate and everything. Chips, put the cheese on top and then put it in the microwave
for 45 seconds. I sat down by the window like I always do when I put stuff in the microwave and stared at the wall. God, that's an absolute NIGHTMARE! When you're waiting for food to be finished in the microwave, 45 seconds turns into that 8 hour drive to wherever it was where you were squished in the middle of two kids who you wanted to kill and then bring back to life JUST so you could kill them again. Yeah, you know which car ride I'm talking about!
Either way, it drags on! And then, when you think it'll never beep, you find something interesting to do and JUST when you're about to do it, "Beep beep beep" So then you're like. "Son of a hairy person in space" So you get it out of the microwave, put the food down and then forget completely what it is you wanted to do!
That went on way too long
So either way. I open up the microwave and notice that the cheese didn't quite melt right. It was more like a soup like substance on top of your delicious chips. So I'm all upset. So I go to close the door and then my friend comes right up behind me and says "Hey. Can I have some?" Well, I forgot that kid was there. He scared the living crap out of me. No, no, no. not just any ol' crap. LIVING crap out of me. Well I jumped. And when I jumped, my hand lusted forward. And the orange soup (cheese) flew into his face. It got in his hair, in his nose. On the floor. That was the worst part. Like, "AW! I'm sticky now!" Well good for you, go take a shower you idiot. I have to clean this cheese up now. And have you guys ever had to clean melted cheese up off the floor? It bites! And I mean it bites HARD!
Well, that's my blog for today. Hopefully I'll see you guys on my YouTube channel (MadGuitarTV) If not, well then. I will do absolutely nothing about it! See ya!
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